Lately, it had been pretty dull around here. I mean, not only was Fanfiction.net being a pain in the wazoo, but so was my brand-new APT laptop. Fortunately, both conveniently chose to start working again at the same time. And so, the strangeness begins once again….
*Whip-crack*
Me: <squeals as soon as Quatre comes into view, then glomps him> Qua-chan!
Quatre: <sighing> Hi, Jennie.
Wufei: dammit, onna! What do you want now?
Me: <lets go of Quatre, shaking her head> tsk-tsk-tsk…didn’t Meiran teach you any manners? Don’t answer that… Anyways, I’m really bored and had the GREATEST idea, but I need your help. It’s a paradox of a Dr. Demento song.
G-boys: <groan>
Me: Oh, come on…it’s not that bad. ‘Sides, this one’s all about Duo.
All but Duo: <immediately perk up>
Wufei: That sounds about right.
Duo: Wait a sec here…don’t I get a phone call or something?
Me: No. Hehe…this should be interesting. <calls over intercom> Chibi-chibi! Chibi-Quatre! Cue the Music!
Chibi-muses: <over intercom> Yes’m!
Duo: I have a bad feeling about this….
**Cue Music**
Well, I saw the thing comin’ from outer space
It had a big-ol’ scythe, starting blastin’ the place
I commenced to running, and I screamed, “Help me!”
It was none other than the Gundam Pilot, Shinnigami.
It was a scythe-weilding, fast-talking
Hyper little gundam pilot
Big-mouthed, very loud
Slightly-pesky gundam pilot
(( Others: *Slightly*?!?))
(( Duo: Hey!))
Bioshen, that’s-the-end
Truthful little gundam pilot
He sure acts strange to me (no lie!)
Well, he came down to earth, hid his suit in the trees
I said, “Mr. Gundam Pilot, spare my life, please!”
He responded to this with a hearty laugh:
Duo: “Just as long as you get outta my path!”
It was a scythe-weilding, fast-talking
Hyper little gundam pilot
Big-mouthed, very loud
Slightly-pesky gundam pilot
Bioshen, that’s-the-end
Truthful little gundam pilot
He sure acts strange to me
((Other Pilots: …ya think?))
(( Duo: <a la Jabberjaw> No respect, I tell you; no respect!))
I said, Mr. Shinigami, what’s your sctick ?
He said, ending the war, and a-doin’ it quick
When I asked him what he’s like, he said in reply:
Duo: “I may run and hide, but I never tell a lie!”
Well, bless my soul, who’d-a-thought?
Honest little Gundam Pilot
Narcissist, got Wuffie pissed
Shinigami Gundam Pilot
Duo: <points to Heero> He wears spandex
Has-a-deathwish Gundam Pilot
Sure acts strange to me.
And then he swung from the building, headed straight for the ground
Flew away with his Gundam before it could even be found
Attacking Oz bases, bringing messages of doom:
(*Pow! Pow! Blast! Ka-crash! A-Boom-Boom-Boom!*)
Well, bless my soul, who’d-a-thought?
Shinigami Gundam Pilot
Narcissist, Heero’s pissed
Shinigami Gundam Pilot
Duo: I hate spandex
Awesome little Gundam Pilot
Coolest there could ever be
((Me: hey, wait a sec…Duo!))
((Duo: oh, all right….))
As he flew outta sight, thought he was gone at last
But then I saw him last night on a news broadcast
He was blowing things up, attacking Mobile Doll suits
Hitting straight on target at all that he shoots.
<sax solo- *Duo, wearing yellow toy sunglasses brings out a tiny saxaphone and pretends to play it in tune to the melody*>
Wufei: Kissama!
**End Song**
Me: There now, that wasn’t so bad, now was it?
Duo: Define “Bad”
Heero: <glares at Authoress> Omae o Kourosu.
Me: <Not at all scared> yeah, yeah…
Wufei: I’ll get you for that wise-crack, onna!
Me: Oh, lighten-up Wuffie, or I’ll write one about you!
Wufei: <eyes widen, then glares> You wouldn’t.
Me: <smirking evily> We’ll see….
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